Thursday, March 25, 2004
12 lessons from a Superbitch
Thursday, March 25, 2004
i was reading her world a min ago. there's this Ivy Singh-Lim who's about 50 i guess. her hair is withe already but one thing i admire about her is her B-I-T-C-H-I-N-E-S-S. how cool is it to hear 'fuck off!' from a 50 plus woman. anyway, these are her lessons:
1. Men can't help bring Bastards.
2. But Men can be trained.
3. Be loving to keep him.
4. Stand on your own two feet.
5. Don't be afraid to roar.
6. Don't be afraid of getting someone sacked.
7. Respect other Superbitches.
8. Dare to tell people to FUCK OFF.
9. Bitch only at the people who need it.
10. Love yourself first.
11. Don't be selfish
12. Fear nothing
Ivy's a really cool bitch! you guys should grab the copy of her world March edition. =D
back to today's events. my stupid brother woke up like 6.50!!! he's so god dammed lazy. my mummy and daddy went to KL without leaving money at home. i had already finished spending(SPLURGING) my pocket money already so i have to use my ang bao money to live of these two days. In school, it was kinda funny. my right-hand side seat partner is always changing. yesterday was Irvin, today's Alfy. what's up with the changing of seats man? I found out that asha can't run for the heats. we are like so dead. with a class of only 10 girls, how to bloody run man? we only can rely on the relays. trisha can't run too. for 2 years already leh! last yr we didn't had sports day because of SARS. oh well. a maths today was a torture. she wore a white dress with sequins and the boys started singing 'jingle bells'. Conan said she looked like Christina Aguilera. i was like 'hahahhahahahahaaaaaaaaa...' then i forgot who but someone said she looked like Cinderella. hahaz. then she went on talking about the discriminant thing and went opn doing examples of them i'm glad i understood. =)
Later in class after recess, we had double SS. it was hilarious. everyone was like teasing mis mari. she's so short. i think she's only 140+. just like my bro. oh god. we were on the topic of sri lanka. so conan kept asking me to ask her if she's from sri lanka. so i was like ' miss mari, are u from sri lanka?' i guessed she didn't hear me, so yuan teck shouted that for me. then i started laughing. she later said that she's a true blue singaporean. and she said that she used to lie to a class that she's from Arab and she's an Arabian princess. i was like' WTH???' hahaha.. she said that the class believed her. who can be so naive??? we later moved on to Vincent hall for Lord of the Ring thing. it's so dumb. i thought they would have some cool stuff to show us. it was crap with the balloon shit and two ppl trying to act like Orlando Bloom and Liv Tyler. PUR-lease...don't even try to think of it. i'm not a fan of LOTR anyway.
later, during lunch, i was trying to coin a long name for myself. i came out with 'MaryJane Natasha WenyWan Chloe Tata Young'. cool eh? i kept repeating it and told ppl about my name. caryn and sam was kinda irritated by it but oh well. i love the name. later that fuckface kept on irritating me with all his snide remarks and pissing me off. he thinks that he's so cool. get a life please. Physic lesson was okay, but i was too tired and hungry and got a slight headache. bio was okay, mrs lim's kinda nice today. after lessons i went to canteen to have some food. but my gastric pain is still bugging me, so i took a cab with ryn home.
i'm tired.
this bag is so pretty.
